10 Things Vegans Say
1. Are you a real vegan or a “vegan” that eats honey?
2. To a waiter “What’s in your (insert food here)?”
3. Yes I get enough protein!
4. Have you tried that new vegan restaurant?
5. It says non dairy huh? Does it have casein in it?
6. Did my new issue of VegNews come in the mail?
7. Did you hear (insert actor, athlete, politician here) went vegan?
7a. Yeah but are they a real vegan or a “vegan by diet only” vegan?
8. Are you an ethical, health, or environmental vegan?
9. No I don’t eat eggs.
10. Let me read the ingredients.