Apparently the Double-A affiliate of the Cleveland Indians is in cahoots with Nutrisystem—or a local heart surgeon—because the club’s newest food additions are ridiculously unhealthy.
First the Akron Aeros announced the “3 Dog Night,” a 3,300 calorie containing “hot dog stuffed inside a bratwurst, stuffed inside a kielbasa, topped with sauerkraut and mustard, and served on a hoagie roll.”
|The Three Dog Night|
Now the minor league baseball team plans to add another gut busting sandwich, the “Nice 2 Meat You” burger.
Living up to its flesh-centric name, the “Nice 2 Meat You” consists of a 1 ¼ lb. hamburger, stuffed with a ½ lb. hot dog, and ¼ lb. of bacon, cheese, and onions.
|Nice 2 Meat You (not really)|
Somewhere the American Heart Association frowns in disbelief and disappointment while a factory farmer grins ear to ear.
Photo credits: Akron Aeros