Steve Carell and Paul Rudd’s ESPY spoof of LeBron James farcical televised attempt at drama draped in narcissism—did I say that—called “The Decision” has drawn a Dan Gilbert like retort from the target of his betrayal, national restaurant chain Chili’s.

The skit featured Carell, supposedly a longtime fan of Chili’s, switching his allegiances to a competing chain. Dan Gilbert himself would be proud of the Dallas-based restaurant’s response to "The Office” star.

Here’s an excerpt:

"You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal. You have given so much and deserve so much more.

I want to make one statement to you: I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT CHILI'S ENTREES WILL BE BOLDER AND TASTIER THAN THAT OF THE SELF-TITLED 'STEAKHOUSE KING.'

You can take that to the smoker.

Steve Carell's shameful display of selfishness and betrayal has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels. His heartless and callous actions will only fuel our constant search for freshness and flavor."

The letter can be read in its entirety on Chili’s Facebook page.

Now we know what you are thinking, why are you doing a story on Chili’s? Well maybe you were unaware that Chili’s offers a vegetarian menu. It’s not vegan but baby steps are better than no steps at all, don’t you think?

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